I didn't shave. On purpose
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Who did Billy Mays play for?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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