yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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