She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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