jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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