Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
