Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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