Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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