Dual....:-)
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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