Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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