Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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