does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize