Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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