hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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