Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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