Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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