check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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