Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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