Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Come on in and take your pants off
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