why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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