I must be too annoying 4 u.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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