its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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