big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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