Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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