I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Randomize
