Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Sext me about skeletons
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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