So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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