Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it was like eating out sand paper
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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