apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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