Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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