You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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