Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
He felt like a one man threesome
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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