i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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