When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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