so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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