no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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