Got a toothbrush?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
And my parents said I crawled through the house
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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