party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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