At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Oh god it's open bar.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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