so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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