Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Terrible idea I love it
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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