have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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