And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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