Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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