Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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