can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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