Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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