I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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