I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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