You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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