Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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