I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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