i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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