That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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