I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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