I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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